yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

lucidlecter:

i-dislike-tea:

kimpossibooty:

People don’t appreciate enough that Hogwarts had a giant squid in the lake. Not another magical beast. Not even a normal squid with magical properties. They just had a straight up giant squid in the lake and everyone was cool about it.

How did it even get there

Hagrid, probably

Hagrid, definitely

fantasticwaffle:

The lovely lady Nerdanel, also participating in shirtless elf week.
For nerdaneliswa

fantasticwaffle:

The lovely lady Nerdanel, also participating in shirtless elf week.

For nerdaneliswa

askbroodyelf:

Dragon Age Boys calendar 2014
September : Zevran

askbroodyelf:

Dragon Age Boys calendar 2014

September : Zevran

roachpatrol:

gamephobias:

gamephobias:

We are excited to announce the public launch of GamePhobias! We are a website dedicated to helping gamers create a safe and comfortable environment. We categorize the games with Content Advisory Tags (CATs), such as clowns, spiders, or sexual assault, and make it easy to search for what games do or do not have content that could be problematic for someone. Visit www.GamePhobias.com to explore the website. Also check out our About Us page to learn more about who we are and what we do. We’re also looking to expand our games list. Please check our How to Contribute page to find out more about how you can help us grow as a website and as a resource for gamers.

Reblogging for the weekend!

Hey, spread this around some, this looks like a cool thing.

hannah-fairy:

If you are ever upset, enjoy this picture of a baby meerkat.(:

hannah-fairy:

If you are ever upset, enjoy this picture of a baby meerkat.(:

drparisa:

my warden was a mage

my hawke was a mage

my inquisitor is gonna be a mage

my horse is probably a mage too who knows

goforbold:

Jack Russell puppy! She’s so adorable!

goforbold:

Jack Russell puppy! She’s so adorable!

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

thetremblingofmyhand:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Sorry but, coming from a woman, “blue balls”  (ie pain caused by temporary fluid congestion) can be a thing, it’s just that not all men experience it, it will not cause any damage if not “treated”, and no woman should be obliged to “relieve” a guy with this problem. 

this is glorious and hilarious and informative thank you

Also, consider the following:

  1. "Blue balls" is caused by referred pain from vascular congestion of erectile tissue.
  2. Vascular congestion of erectile tissue is, in turn, caused by prolonged arousal that does not result in orgasm.
  3. This is not a gendered phenomenon; just about every configuration of genitals has erectile tissue that can become painfully congested in this fashion.
  4. In general, clitoral erectile tissue is both more nerve-rich and more internalised than penile erectile tissue (90% of the clitoral shaft lying within the body).
  5. Women are much more likely not to get off from sex than men are.

The upshot is that, if you’re a heterosexual dude, in all balance of probability you’ve “blue balled” your partner both more frequently and more severely than she’s ever done to you - and you don’t hear her complaining, do you?