So I think I mentioned once that the very first musical I got hooked on was ‘Mozart!’, but I never saw it, I just had the CD and my father would always play it a dozen times over when we drove anywhere

And now I just looked for a video to see how Uwe Kröger looked back then in the musical and

Why did nobody tell me that the guy who played Mozart in concert was so fucking cute???

(Watch this video for more cute)

(and this for sassy and cute)

(all in german of course)

minuty:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c)

nprfandom:

i would much rather be the “obnoxious feminist girl” than be complicit in my own dehumanization, thanks

ms-macky:

Caucasian Ovcharka

  • aka Caucasian Mountain Shepherds
  • aka Mini Russian Bears
  • 200 pounds of Bear hunting cuteness

nolikereally:

nightvaletrekkieamazon:

aideanoakenshield:

Give it back! That’s private!

#WAIT DOES THIS MAKE GIMLI AND LEGOLAS ANOTHER CASE OF ”OH NO HE’S HOT”???     #LEGOLAS EYING GIMLI DURING THE COUNCIL OF ELROND—LEGOLAS SIDLING UP TO ELROND AFTERWARDS TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL     #”SOOOOO THAT GINGER DWARF HE WAS SUPER ANNOYING RIGHT SO ANNOYING AND /UGLY/ REALLY UGLY BECAUSE DWARVES ARE UGLY TO US ELVES RIGHT HAHAha     #…DID YOU HAPPEN TO CATCH HIS NAME BY CHANCE???”     #AND ELROND WONDERS IF THIS IS SOMETHING HE SHOULD TELL THRANDUIL ABOUT     #WHILE LEGOLAS TRIES TO PLACE WHERE HE’S HEARD THE NAME ”GIMLI” BEFORE     #BY THE TIME HE FIGURES IT OUT THE FELLOWSHIP HAS ALREADY LEFT RIVENDELL     #AND LEGOLAS FREAKS OUT FOR LIKE THREE SOLID DAYS OF WALKING BECAUSE WHAT????     #THAT’S??? NO???     #HE WISHES TAURIEL WERE THERE BECAUSE WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO WHAT THIS WAS NOT IN THE PLAN!!!!     #AND GIMLI JUST NUDGES HIM IN THE THIGH AND ASKS WHETHER PRETTY ELVISH PRINCELINGS ARE TOO GOOD FOR CONVERSATION     #BECAUSE SOME OF US ARE BEGINNING TO THINK YOU’VE LOST THE POWER OF SPEECH LADDIE     #YES THIS IS GOOD I LIKE THIS     #lord of the rings     

tbh ‘oh no he’s hot’ probably goes both ways I mean look at that gross-ass etoliated doughfaced noodle with his prissy lipless mouth

like when Gimli was younger one time his dad was really drunk and he started telling this embarrassing story about Kili and his crush on this one redheaded elvish guy and Gimli’s mother smacked him to make him shut up and yelled at him for dishonoring the dead

and there’s this rumor, nobody’s actually saying it but it sort of exists in weighted glances and protracted eyebrow-raises, that Thorin himself maybe sorta had a thing for this weenie white freak’s dad, and the thought of it kind of made Gimli sick as a kid, having this awesome hero be possibly a bit of a pervert to boot? besides everybody knows Thorin would have married that lad Bilbo if, you know, if…

it’s a good thing Legolas is such an insufferable douche, right, he’s too good to talk to anybody, it’s not like Gimli ever… you know… watches him talk or anything… that wouldn’t happen, by Durin’s beard, his dad would go to his grave in shame, ha ha what a gross thing ha ha oh no

(it isn’t until Legolas admits that his dad was always a little disappointed in him for being so, well, uninspiring to look at, that Gimli realizes Legolas is ugly in Elvish too, and then it’s too late)

tanglefootcomic:

dismalditties:

I was in a lousy mood so I drew something silly and self-indulgent and now I feel a tiny bit better. Small victories.

Sorry for up and vanishing again — I had a minor brain crash and needed to reboot. Hope you’re all having a wonderful day/night. 

queenerestor:

That’s the spirit

dgaider:

creating an imperial enchanter [x]

Now, I’m not saying every female character should look this way…but I will say that every female character should be designed this way. If you ask me, Matt Rhodes and company did a stellar job of crafting a visual concept for Vivienne that makes its primary concern the translation of her personality, her station, and her role in the game. I can’t wait for everyone to meet her.

(Source: montilyettt)

fleshprince:

this is a cool test that gives you an rpg class and there are 100 possible results check it out

Your result for The Fantasy RPG Class Test

The Grand Bishop

12% Strength, 8% Bloodlust, 50% Intelligence, 65% Spirit, 32% Vitality and 22% Agility!

The Grand Bishop

Grand Bishops often have few skills with weapons and they are probably the least physically powerful of all the classes. However, they are by no means the weakest class. In fact, Grand Bishops utilize some of the most powerful magic in world: the power to control time. By controlling time, Grand Bishops can change and reverse the course of events and defeat opponents that no other class could ever dream of defeating. In fact, Grand Bishops can even alter the time of an object, allowing them to fast forward that object into the future or revert it to a state in the past. As an extension, this can be used as an advanced form of healing, enabling Grand Bishops to restore severed limbs and wounds. Although time may be a powerful ally, it requires a great deal of energy and magic to manipulate, so Grand Bishops use this power sparingly. Instead, they more often use their mastery over light magic and the basic elements to battle their foes. Grand Bishops may be supremely powerful spellcasters, but they most often use their power for good rather than evil. Those who use their power for evil may abuse their power over time and fall into chaos and oblivion.

Congratulations on reaching this high class!

You have not mastered any Hidden Power granted by the Genie.

rosalarian:

littlefroggies:

bisexual-community:

Common Myths About Bisexuality from the lovely personal memoir in a web comic format Jesus Loves Lesbians, Too by bi blogger & author Maria Burnham (writer/memoirist) and Maggie Siegel-Berele (comic artist).

Remember Bisexuals are just people who can ♥ people of SAME/SIMILAR Gender as themselves + can ♥ people of DIFFERENT Genders/Gender Presentations from themselves.

All the rest of it about must be Exactly 50%/50%; can’t be/can’t ♥ trans/genderqueer people; the 3 C’s: Confused; Closeted + sex-Crazed; must always be poly + can’t be monogamous; yadda, yadda, yada, are just hooey + nonsense made up by haters and fools.

I usually don’t reblog stuff like this because this is my art blog but this hit close to home and reminded me of so many conversations that made me feel like garbage.

It always makes me see red when I see lesbians (and gay men) treating bisexuals this way. I don’t think I can even type too much more without quickly reaching a point where I just smash my head into the keyboard.